IN YOUR OWN ASSOCIATION'S ELECTION?
By
Eric Glazer, Esq.
Published
September 10, 2012
No matter who you plan on voting for in a few weeks,
we can probably all agree that this has been the nastiest
campaign that most of us have ever witnessed.
The mud slinging won't stop until the last ballot is
counted and we're certainly none the wiser for it.
It makes you think though what each would say about the
other were they both fighting for the Presidency of your
condominium or H.O.A.
No doubt that
Romney would say that Obama:
wants
everyone making $200,000.00 or more to pay the monthly
assessments for everyone else;
will
immediately apologize to all your neighboring associations for
winning each and every shuffleboard tournament over the last 40
years;
wants
to force the healthy residents to make chicken soup for the
residents that need medical attention;
may
not have even been born in
Florida
;
has
already told the hard working custodian of the condominium
property that "he didn't build" that tiki bar by the
swimming pool.
In response,
President Obama would fire back by saying that Romney:
Inherited
his unit from his millionaire daddy who would occasionally pay
his assessments late;
Wants
to decrease the condo's budget by sending the manager to work
for another condominium in
India
;
Wants
to drill for oil right in the middle of the swimming pool;
Is
a war monger who has threatened to bomb the 55 and over
retirement community next door because their golf balls are
landing in our community;
Is
the bank's best friend and in fact has sworn to turn the
clubhouse into a Wells Fargo branch.
I'm afraid to ask. But……………………..Who
would you want for the President of your condominium?
Obama or Romney?
